Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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