Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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