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dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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