she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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