So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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