Reggie can tackle my bush.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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