I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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