We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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