We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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