y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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