Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
