If that was your dad, he is hot
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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