Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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