susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You have to summon your inner elephant
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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