I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think i got beer on your cat.
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