is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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