Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
