He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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