alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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