Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
What a dumb baby whore.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
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