It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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