I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
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Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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