so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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