I don't think brook has ever known best
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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