brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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