omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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