just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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