Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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