After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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