i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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