I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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