Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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