I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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