UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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