I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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