yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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