I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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