Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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