i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
this beer tastes like vomit already
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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