He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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