in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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