i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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