im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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