i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
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OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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