Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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