i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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