Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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