I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was like eating out sand paper
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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