I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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