Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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