oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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