I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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