i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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