Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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